This is a MAD Section!

[Globalpeace]

Asslamo Allaikum,

This section is MAD; do ya'all really make all this stuff and try'em out?

Man-O-Man!

[alkathiri]

:salam2:

I dont cook....or bake ....i smell n eat....:shymuslima1:

[dna1987]

^^Lol, funny; same here!!

Honestly, no matter how hard I follow these instructions, I always make crappy final produc. I can't crack eggs properly either :( I haven't tried making anything other than when using a microwave (or a fridge - sure, I make very nice cold drinks!) in a loooong time.

Same goes for all those chemistry labs!! Following instructions "measure 10 grams of blah, what's the hydration molecular weight, etc".

I reckon anyone who's a good cook (or atleast has a good idea of when there is a colour change and the cookies are a 'golden crispy brown) will also be good at science labs.

Salam alaikum.

[ditta]

Asalamu Alykum,

I let the expert cook. Give me those dishes. I love to wash the dirty plates etc. Maybe i should try out some of the recipes.

Wasalam

[alkathiri]

:salam2:

believe it or not, actually i wanted to be a cook/ chef. I love the art of cooking...

I am ready to learn to cook if iron chef takes me as his student.......

[ShaheedU]

wa alaikumassalaam,

yeh i couldve cooked......if it hadnt been for that flaming fire! why does it have to be so hot?!!!!

And yeh GP, its TOTALLY crazy.

[alkathiri]

:salam2:

Why are some good cooks/ chefs male !!!??

[ShaheedU]

:salam2:

Why are some good cooks/ chefs male !!!??

wa alaikumassalaam,

Thats a good point, and theres only one answer to that....

Men are the better cooks, but we just cant be bothered.:)

[samiha]

Assalamu alaykum.

this section is interesting to say the least. I don't think I'll use too many of the recipes because many times i'd have to go out and get something, or keep referring back to this or something.... and that's too much of a bother. If I follow a recipe, I usually follow it all the way, or disregard it completely and do it my way.

I think cooking is fun... about 1/5 of the time, the other times it's just a hassle because it's not just cooking, it's the gathering, prep, assimilation, cleaning etc. but experimenting is fun, and after they relunclantly agree to taste it, my guinea pigs don't say it's that bad. But then again, they're family and have the wrath of me upon them to say otherwise.. :) So Allah knows best :D :D

wasalam.

[um muhammad al-mahdi]

:salam2:

Why not? :biggrin:

[hussain.mahammed]

As salamu alaykum wa rahmatullahi wabrakatuhu
Well brothers you should really get into cooking, its really enjoyable, when people appreciate your food. I love to cook. I feel its kind of hobby. Its been 5 years since I started to cook by myself and I still do the same Alhamdulillah. Insha Allah you should try out my food one day. I am not that bad, dont worry. And still many a times I do experiments.
wa/salam

[Globalpeace]

Asslamo Allaikum,

I can cook:

Biryani
Chicken
Minced Meat
Make Rotees
Make Rice

And it does the job.

[Happy 2BA Muslim]

Asslamo Allaikum,

I can cook:

Biryani
Chicken
Minced Meat
Make Rotees
Make Rice

And it does the job.

:wasalam:

So when are we invited?:SMILY149:

[Globalpeace]

Asslamo Allaikum,

When I get the 2nd wife.

:SMILY139:

:wasalam:

So when are we invited?:SMILY149:

[ShaheedU]

Asslamo Allaikum,

When I get the 2nd wife.

:SMILY139:
wa alaikumassalaam

LooooooooooooooooooooL, bro, better get editing on that other thread you made........

Just change it so it says third wife ;)

[AishaR]

:salam2:

Luv the cooking, hate the :dishes:

A womens job is never done, lol

:wasalam:

[alkathiri]

Asslamo Allaikum,

When I get the 2nd wife.

:SMILY139:

And....when is that...?

[dna1987]

^ I think GlobalPeace was nicely saying that we will probably never be invited... :)

[Globalpeace]

Asslamo Allaikum,

How about ya'all's first one?

^ I think GlobalPeace was nicely saying that we will probably never be invited... :)

[zarah]

Asslamo Allaikum,

When I get the 2nd wife.

:SMILY139:

:salam2:

Bro I thought you were cooking???(Lol)

:wasalam:

[q8penpals]

:salam2:

Why are some good cooks/ chefs male !!!??


I think that is funny - we associate women with cooking and cleaning, but some of the most famous chefs in the world are men (and at many of the fancy-schmancy hotels, resorts, and restaurants) and in many, many places, the cleaners are men as well!

Answering the question though, I love to cook and bake and make home-made candy - I just don't do it as much as I would like because I HATE to clean! So I can only do the most cooking the day or two before my maid comes to clean!

Lana

[Greek_Rose_2005]

Cooking is another art form and I dont think it has anything to do with being male or female..if you feel artistic in the kitchen go for it..try something new..there are famous chefs male and female. I think its just women generally are the home keepers so we generally take over the kitchen..lol..maybe we run the men out too much as we like things neat and clean...hehe ops

[q8penpals]

LOL! My husband is much more of a house cleaner than I am! I think he is good for me! I hate to clean more than anything else! Not that I want to live in a mess, I am just happy to do my best not to MAKE the mess and pay someone else to clean it up for me when I do!

My husband cooks, cleans, does laundry, cleans the cat litter, ALHUMDILLAH! And I thank him all the time for every thing that he does! His job is not as stressful or time-intensive as mine and so he picks up the extra home duties (I am a teacher, so even when I am home, I am correcting papers, making worksheets/tests, writing lesson plans, etc!)

Lana

[hussain.mahammed]

My husband cooks, cleans, does laundry, cleans the cat litter, ALHUMDILLAH!

Anything more you wana add to that...Allahu AKbar
Poor guy..I feel sorry for him. Convey my regards Insha Allah.
wa/salam

[alkathiri]

LOL! My husband is much more of a house cleaner than I am! I think he is good for me! I hate to clean more than anything else! Not that I want to live in a mess, I am just happy to do my best not to MAKE the mess and pay someone else to clean it up for me when I do!

My husband cooks, cleans, does laundry, cleans the cat litter, ALHUMDILLAH! And I thank him all the time for every thing that he does! His job is not as stressful or time-intensive as mine and so he picks up the extra home duties (I am a teacher, so even when I am home, I am correcting papers, making worksheets/tests, writing lesson plans, etc!)

Lana

Sister my humble advice is that. Maybe you can finish the marking of papers all in your school so that u bring nothing back home unless necessary.
you need to help your husband out a bit ukhti...plz

[q8penpals]

Assalam Aliekum - it's not as bad as all that! I am not forcing my husband to do anything! We have a dishwasher, we have a washer & dryer, we send all the clothes out to be ironed, and we have a maid that does all the actual cleaning-cleaning once a week. My husband loves to cook and finds folding laundry a very soothing, relaxing task. Also, he brought the cat into the house, so I feed it, he cleans up after it (besides, women of child-bearing age should not get anywhere near cat feces). Some of the replies make me think that you think I am a bad wife.

I work at a prestigious college-prep school and if I did all my work at school, my husband would never see me! I work (including after-school hours and weekends) an average of 60 hours per week during the school year - If I spent all that time at school it would be worse on my marriage. That said, being a teacher I do get a lot of extended blocks of time off - I am much more the "housewife" during those times. My husband makes way more money than me and has a job that he only needs to work about 20 hours per week.

If our my husband and I are happy with our situation, I don't see why anyone else should criticize us.

Lana

[Libinette]

Anything more you wana add to that...Allahu AKbar
Poor guy..I feel sorry for him. Convey my regards Insha Allah.
wa/salam

Sister my humble advice is that. Maybe you can finish the marking of papers all in your school so that u bring nothing back home unless necessary.
you need to help your husband out a bit ukhti...plz

You guys made me laugh:lol:
Subhanallah

[alkathiri]

Assalam Aliekum - it's not as bad as all that! I am not forcing my husband to do anything! We have a dishwasher, we have a washer & dryer, we send all the clothes out to be ironed, and we have a maid that does all the actual cleaning-cleaning once a week. My husband loves to cook and finds folding laundry a very soothing, relaxing task. Also, he brought the cat into the house, so I feed it, he cleans up after it (besides, women of child-bearing age should not get anywhere near cat feces). Some of the replies make me think that you think I am a bad wife.

I work at a prestigious college-prep school and if I did all my work at school, my husband would never see me! I work (including after-school hours and weekends) an average of 60 hours per week during the school year - If I spent all that time at school it would be worse on my marriage. That said, being a teacher I do get a lot of extended blocks of time off - I am much more the "housewife" during those times. My husband makes way more money than me and has a job that he only needs to work about 20 hours per week.

If our my husband and I are happy with our situation, I don't see why anyone else should criticize us.

Lana


Forgive me if i make you angry . Sincere apologies
May god reward both of you

[hussain.mahammed]

Assalam Aliekum - it's not as bad as all that! I am not forcing my husband to do anything! We have a dishwasher, we have a washer & dryer, we send all the clothes out to be ironed, and we have a maid that does all the actual cleaning-cleaning once a week. My husband loves to cook and finds folding laundry a very soothing, relaxing task. Also, he brought the cat into the house, so I feed it, he cleans up after it (besides, women of child-bearing age should not get anywhere near cat feces). Some of the replies make me think that you think I am a bad wife.

I work at a prestigious college-prep school and if I did all my work at school, my husband would never see me! I work (including after-school hours and weekends) an average of 60 hours per week during the school year - If I spent all that time at school it would be worse on my marriage. That said, being a teacher I do get a lot of extended blocks of time off - I am much more the "housewife" during those times. My husband makes way more money than me and has a job that he only needs to work about 20 hours per week.

If our my husband and I are happy with our situation, I don't see why anyone else should criticize us.

Lana

walaikum as salam wa rahmatullahi wabrakatuhu. Humblest apologies from me, alkathiri, and all the brothers who just thought something wrong. You are our sister in Islam, so please forgive us. I never said or had a wrong thought about you or your husband. I hope its clear. We were just kidding, trying to put a smile on our brothers and sisters. Actually the way you put it was funny for us. We know our brothers and sisters in Islam and we trust all for the sake of Allah SUbhanahu Wa Taala. I know you wont trouble our brother like that..lol
May Allah help you and guide you always. May He shower HIS blessings, love, mercy upon you and your family and give what is best in this dunya as well as in the AKhirah.

You guys made me laugh:lol:
Subhanallah

I laughed the most after reading the sister's post.
wa/salam

[Globalpeace]

W-Salam,

Sister; what-ever arrangement works for ya'all. Its your life, Insha'Allah.

I polish my wife's shoes and iron her clothes and being a Pakistani I get called all sorts of stuff!

She does everything else, I help out with what-ever & being a Military man I can't stand people with dirty shoes and messed up clothes& I don't like anyone's ironing and polishing!

Our place is almost always spotless! No complains and no regrets

Assalam Aliekum - it's not as bad as all that! I am not forcing my husband to do anything! We have a dishwasher, we have a washer & dryer, we send all the clothes out to be ironed, and we have a maid that does all the actual cleaning-cleaning once a week. My husband loves to cook and finds folding laundry a very soothing, relaxing task. Also, he brought the cat into the house, so I feed it, he cleans up after it (besides, women of child-bearing age should not get anywhere near cat feces). Some of the replies make me think that you think I am a bad wife.

I work at a prestigious college-prep school and if I did all my work at school, my husband would never see me! I work (including after-school hours and weekends) an average of 60 hours per week during the school year - If I spent all that time at school it would be worse on my marriage. That said, being a teacher I do get a lot of extended blocks of time off - I am much more the "housewife" during those times. My husband makes way more money than me and has a job that he only needs to work about 20 hours per week.

If our my husband and I are happy with our situation, I don't see why anyone else should criticize us.

Lana

[alkathiri]

:salam2:

Tough military guy=> backpacking shouldnt be a problem.
I would love to go backpacking inshAllah one day maybe in Turkey

[hussain.mahammed]

The one left is of indian soldiers. And the pictures are too small to be viewed.
Anyway he did his military training in USA, isn't it akhee GP ?
wa/salam

[alkathiri]

:salam2:

oppss i think i got the wrong thing lol...:)

[Globalpeace]

W-Salam,

Tough Military guy?

Bro! I couldn't even ask the Shaykh about 2nd wife when my wife was listening, remember?

:)
:salam2:

Tough military guy=> backpacking shouldnt be a problem.
I would love to go backpacking inshAllah one day maybe in Turkey

[alkathiri]

:salam2:

It is because your love for your wife is deep...:shymuslima1:

[Albint_Almuslima]

:salam2:

I myself never tried any of these recipes out do to the fact that i never entered this section but like once!!

The reason i dont enter this section is because i really dont want to burn down my kitchen, because i know if i read the recipes here i would try all of them and ofcourse make them wrong!!!

[muslimad]

:salam2:

I myself never tried any of these recipes out do to the fact that i never entered this section but like once!!

The reason i dont enter this section is because i really dont want to burn down my kitchen, because i know if i read the recipes here i would try all of them and ofcourse make them wrong!!!

lol sister i always end up burning something when i attempt to cook and im a sister

[najbc]

I cook but never follow instruction, I smell things, and if I like I put it in the food. My family like my cooking and think I am good cooker but I am not. I use my nose.